Privatizing the US national helium reserve. Gonna laugh when in a few years the government of another nation ends up owning it. Helium is dwindling finite resource that key technological infrastructure relies upon.

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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 94 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Can't wait for all that finite, medically important helium to be wasted on sellng party balloons.

Capitalism is so rational

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago

Think of those quarterly profits though Jack biden-troll

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

The free market has spoken and found party balloons to maximize utility