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[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 10 points 2 years ago (5 children)

UK politicians would fucking ban butter knives to ensure the nanny-state has total control of your life.

Y'all need to do what our guys did one time a while back where we were sick and tired of your boss pestering us for more money to fund his whore and alcohol addiction and we simply dumped a bunch of tea barrels into the harbor.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Meanwhile us politicians will discuss how they need better mental healthcare for 1 month after newest shooting and discuss a plan to rent ai chatbot to talk to people on the hotline.

[–] Yllych@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

yeah fuck u king george no one tells the u s of A whose native lands we can't colonise into 🦅! amerikkka

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah! Fuck Britain for making us pay for the war we started with France! Why, I heard they're charging less for tea than us local businessmen are! Lets go smash the cheap tea to protect our price gouging!

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Well yeah.

But fuck the brits

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

My favorite unspoken truth about the American revolution is that the French and Indian War (or the Seven Years War, for everyone else in the world) was literally started by George Washington. Kinda takes the wind out of the sails of people talking about unfair taxation when your founder was the reason for the war that those taxes were needed for.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Settle down Hoss, you USAmericans are literally the most cucked people on the planet

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah you are absolutely correct. Hopefully the next generation of kids currently getting shot up in our schools come out hardened like soldiers after the D-Day invasion of Normandy and you soft obese islanders can stop poking fun at us.

/s btw

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I don't live on an island.