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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 88 points 2 years ago (16 children)
[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 110 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Sex dick? Really Oklahoma? Are you guys OK?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

They want to ban porn because it might tempt those who desperately want to be one of the straights.

But seriously, that congressman is so scared of being gay that they want everyone else to give up porn so they won't be challenged by easy dick.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 17 points 2 years ago

I'm switching my VPN server to Oklahoma before my next wank.

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Idk I'm more concerned about Minnesota with tickling

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

It's the most polite form of sadism dontchaknow.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It's... demented

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

Really living up to the shape of the state borders

[–] quirzle@kbin.social 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I like that of all the states, Hawaii and Utah remain on-brand.

[–] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 2 years ago

It's almost wholesome in a pornhub sort of way

[–] lookorex@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago
[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

So lonely they can’t even imagine porn with two human beings in it 😭

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I'm in Wyoming. There's only ten of us here. The goth search was mine. The rest didn't bother with PornHub after I explained that "bear sex" wasn't going to give them the result they were expecting.

Idaho's "dildo ride" absolutely tracks. I have been wearing a Bad Dragon cap for weeks (it's an amazing hat) and it was a ~50 year old woman on the Idaho side of the mountain who recognized the logo.

EDIT: I am not joking. The caps are sick.

https://bad-dragon.com/products/caps

[–] skulblaka@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn, that IS a killer hat. Almost tempted to get one myself. But having no other actual affiliation with BD, it would make things super, super awkward once someone actually recognizes the logo.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Just smile, wink and walk away. I don't own any of their proper products but I wasn't going to pass up on a hat that nice, at that price.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

I mean it can get them the result they're expecting if they use the furry tag.

[–] 18_24_61_b_17_17_4@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hawaii: Hawaiian.

So they're just walking around with their kink/preference in their faces all day? Sweeeeeeet.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only about 21% of the Hawaiian population is actually native Hawaiians.

[–] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 1 points 2 years ago

Wasn't it recently that we hit the mark where more native Hawaiians were living outside of Hawaii than were on the islands? It's sad how the way their economy and obviously real estate is set up makes it difficult to live on the islands.

[–] Hegar@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nudist for Oregon and Sensual Sex for Washington make the PNW seem so wholesome and well adjusted. I wonder what BC is.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Sex dick. Jk it's apparently Asian, here's the link for canada (NSFW obviously)

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Nova Scotia likes “facesitting”."

Welp, I won't be watching Oak Island the same way again...

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I live in Oregon. You get neo-hippies or neo-Nazis, no in-between.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Portland sounds both awesome and awful at the same time. Like there was a rebellion during the BLM protests where they took over some city blocks, which is cool. But things were bad enough that they caused a rebellion during the BLM protests where they took over some city blocks, which isn't very cool.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is the car sex in Arizona because it's taboo to touch anything on the inside of a car in the summer? Like instead of the thrill of maybe getting caught that exhibitionists get, it's the danger of accidentally burning yourself on the metal clasp of a seat belt?

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Having lived there I will call that "plausible"

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The inside of a car in Arizona is so hot!

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Shout out to Colorado. I'm wondering why Ohio's is "small dick" lol.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I live in CO and a guy once (well, several times for months) told me I should be a dominatrix, not realizing my disdain was mostly exclusive to him, not men in general, but now I'm thinking I missed out on a lucrative career option. Well dang.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Is it ever too late to cash in on being a dominatrix?

No, I'm asking for real; I have no idea.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I'm not actually sure, but I'll be 40 this year and I'm tired. I think I'd just end up being like, "yeah you were super bad, disobeying me and shit, your punishment is to fold the 4 loads of laundry I haven't dealt with this week." Also, there are a lot of things that can be dangerous in the hands of an amateur, and while I'm not opposed to hurting someone who wants it, I wouldn't feel comfortable until I'd done a lot of training and practice, and ehhhh. I'd rather do other things these days.

[–] EricKHoward@mastodon.social 3 points 2 years ago

@agent_flounder @frickineh I knew someone who made real good money running a dungeon. It was legal because there was no sex involved. Just guys willing to fork over money so they could be abused.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Considering the popularity of "dommy mommies" I imagine older women are accepted in those circles.

[–] bmsok@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I respect you, North Dakota

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

*Sees people in Indiana search for 'chubby.'*

*Looks around.*

Yep, that tracks.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You know what, New Mexico, not gonna tease you, you’ve got a high native population and it probably does suck rarely seeing folks that look like you in porn. Same for you Hawaii.

Actually I feel like in a less sympathetic way Indiana gets the same treatment.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I can’t speak on Ohio. Most of the women I’ve slept with here that had one had a big one.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Lmao @ big ass cop in DC

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

What the fuck is going on in Tennessee and Ohio?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Actually looking at their other stats are shocking. Like I’m actually really surprised with how much lesbian content blows other searches out of the water women are significantly more likely to search it than men. Same for trans porn.

Also props to milfs for being the number 2 search term. Mom bods really are having their day