the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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Shit at that point it would probably be safer to just bypass it manually, dig in there for the can and connect the valve to some piano wire or something, hook the other end onto your bike so it gets pulled automatically like a grenade if you leave your seat. The tripwire that saves you instantly
that's already a thing. much cheaper and it uses standard air canisters.
Unironically love unknowingly inventing things that have already been invented, it's like a little test to see if brain still work good
meanwhole bazingas microdose lsd to make sure they only invent things that are shittier versions of what already exist lol.