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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Pokemon is cockfighting, Mario massacres Goombas and turns by the hundreds in any given game and we know from Paper Mario they're fully sentient and about equal to human intelligence, the star fox team are a PMC, Samus has blown up 3 planets, maybe more ans wiped out 2 species, sorta 3 if you count Evil Beak or whatever from Dread, he was likely the last Chozo. None of this shit really makes any sense and it's pretty senseless to go thst deep into it. Especially if you're being serious.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Mario has a heart attack whenever he just bumps into one on the street because he's racist and can't stand the idea of touching minorities.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

ironic for an it*lian.

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