I’m a motherfuckin user. I log onto this website sometimes. That means I dictate when you shit and for how long. Just be glad your breathing is out of my control. For now.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Aha but your breathing is now under my control now.

You are now aware of your breathing.

[–] Xiaz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“You are now manually breathing” works substantially better

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

What does air smell like?

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

Doesn't that increase the degree of control I have over my lungs, if anything?

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

It’s all fun and games until a disgruntled banned user tries to doxx you 🫠

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 60 points 2 years ago (3 children)

People have gotten fucking insane with this "Everybody should do exactly what I think they should do at all times full stop and if they don't they're literal fucking garbage, and if you disagree or care about a different thing than me you're just a whiny baby whining about baby stuff" mentality.

I'm a lefty, and it's an election year which means I get to deal with this for 10 months straight from the dems.

[–] nevernevermore@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you’re just a whiny baby whining about baby stuff

Title of my sextape

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago

This man right here officer 📸🤔

[–] Kalysta@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

And if there is a CHANCE you might do something they don’t like…they cancel their primaries

[–] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

God you're telling me. I'm a right winger, and I am not looking for to voting for the 77 year old orange just because the GOP can't figure out how to do a primary.

Still going to do it because of the issues at hand, but I'm not happy about it. I just hope he doesn't pull a 2nd round of bump stocks.

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago

adjusts monocle

That’s no way to speak to us landed gentry, you filthy casual.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

They are my mods. I may insult them as i please. If others do so, they die!