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[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who are you, a representative of the redundancy department of redundancy?

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah he pays his membership fees in cash, gets it from the ATM machine

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

With a secure pin number