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Man Keeps Squirt Of KY Jelly In His Wallet In Case He Gets Lucky (www.theonion.com)
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[–] jaycifer@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

Well that sure is a paragraph composed of sentences with words. It even has all the words from the headline in it! Too bad there’s no humor in it.