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"Hey babe come sit in the backseat and look angry so strangers on the Internet think I value you less than this thing I bought!"
"Ok, but do you think they will actually believe it?"
"Oh yeah babe, I'll put a seat belt on it to really stress how important it is. This worked for the other guys who posted the exact same setup before."
"Why do people on the internet like this sort of thing?"
"Because the places I post to are filled with incels who think this shit is normal behavior or lost all sense of humor and are now licking the preverbal trash juice from the bottom of the dumpster we call the internet?"
"I'm so proud of you honey!"