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It's the dunk tank.
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I don't know hexbear all that well, but a pro-Trump post, even at Biden's expense, is not what I expected. Like I know you guys hate Biden, but I thought you hated Trump too.
How is this a pro Trump post.
Uh... sweet maggoty mangoes, you're right. Gotta save face.
Because it's praising his pizza box carrying ability. Clearly very important to presidential quality.
Choosing my presidential candidates by who can bench press the most pepperoni and cheese.
Sweet maggoty mangoes
new tagline just dropped
Admins pls add
Actual tankies.
Holy hel-- *gunshot*
A situation in which people brag about their political faves by who can carry more pizza boxes is funny in absurdity
The MAGA guy is the object of mockery in this post. The context of this community is putting people on a dunking stool. The upvote button is throwing shit at the target to dunk them
Trump is simply a dude who rocks. He deserves the same as all other Amerikkkan presidents, but he's objectively the funniest public figure. Unintenionally, most of the time.
Well, if you need hint, can you read what comm is this on (if your account's comments was on that comm, you're prbly not gonna be called "based" by us, to say that least)
It's the DUNK tank... not the "thanks" tank... you could check the other posts there...
That being said, I can understand your confusion...
Even if I hated Trump, I'd never make fun of him. Look at him, dude is yolked and could totally kick my ass. I can't even imagine how many folded chairs he carries simultaneously when he goes to church. Intimidating shit.
I bet he carries like, 2-3 folding chairs in each hand!
this is /c/the_dunk_tank where we make fun of bad posts and shitty things
I love Trump. He is the best comedian
Here on hexbear we love our big wet boy.
read the comments
We’re not laughing with him, we’re laughing at him
Biden is less of a threat to my immediate heath and safety, but both are wretched. And it is sometimes fun to spectate them tusslin'