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[–] ButtholeSpiders@startrek.website 34 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I had a friend that during the cold winter mornings would wake up and piss on his windshield to clear/melt the frost. He of course kept the vents closed so he couldn’t smell it on the drive. It really was disgusting, but made me wonder if he might’ve had a clever time saving idea.

[–] nul@programming.dev 35 points 2 years ago

It's a clever time saving idea in the same way that burning your house down is a heating bill reduction life hack.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

The vents aren’t a perfect seal. Piss is getting into the vents no matter what. That’s just filthy on many levels

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How did he do it? Like, I could hit the windscreen from the ground but I doubt I could clear it... Would probably have to stand on the bonnet to get it clear with a morning wizz. I don't wanna stand on my bonnet. Maybe if I pissed out the window... 🤔

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 10 points 2 years ago

You guys should maybe Google "homemade de-icer" before you start pissing on windows.

Standing on the bumper might be enough, especially if it's the first piss of the day.

[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How hot was his pee? Pretty sure it'd just freeze before it melted even a minor amount of ice

I mean, it's 98.6F on average. If it's freezing that quickly then you're looking at some extreme temperatures.