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Israel accuses Moon of being 'tidal arm of Hamas', demands immediate cessation of gravity-related support for the coastal city of Gaza.
"The large satellite known as the Moon has long aided terrorists in their quest to commit terrorist acts, including by telling the time (crucial for coordinating terrorism), providing lighting for night-time terrorism, and even aiding in the passage of boats carrying large amounts of terrorism," said Lior Haiat, spokesman for the Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
"We will be activating the Samson protocol and firing several nukes into the treacherous titan orbiting antisemitically above us", he continued, before waving off an approaching semen-extraction specialist.