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[–] Infynis@midwest.social 170 points 2 years ago (16 children)

I think the implication of the last panel is supposed to be that the apple seller can't stop everyone, but if this was really an accurate satire, he'd chop down every tree, sue everyone that picked the apples, and then go back to selling his giant flavorless GMO apples for $5 a piece

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 81 points 2 years ago (4 children)

The hell of it is, some people would still be happy to buy his apples. Look, I ain't got time or health insurance to be fucking around climbing an apple tree, here's some cash, apples pls. But that's not good enough for the investors, who want guaranteed 5% growth every quarter, so now we've got to pour kerosene on the extra apples and force people to go hungry.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fun fact: A stable company may appear to be growing by ~3% a year if you don't account for inflation.

I guess that's a silver lining because then investors don't see a stable company as stagnating.

[–] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Congratulations, you just discovered nominal value.

Are you really trying to put forth the incredibly naive proposition that the stock market is not aware of inflation?

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

I... guess so?

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