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[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (9 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

M'am I will gladly chop my dick off for you please acknowledge me.

[–] SovietWaveGoddess@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

this but im a transbian

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine waiting until you're President to get circumcised.

[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Me, 78-years-old and shit: chop it off no anaesthetic fellas if I bleed out I bleed out

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Will say anything for just a crumb of that ussy

[–] jack@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok is she actually a great poster?

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Yeah she could very well be an alltime great ragebaiter lol

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

frothingfash: "People who disagree with my desire to mutilate kids without their consent are sooooooooo Stew-pid! Put 'em in Stew-pid jail, hyuck!"

Me: "Gulag the weak-minded fash bottom text."

frothingfash: "OH MY GOD YOU'RE IRREDEEMABLE!"

I hate normies. I hate normies. I hate normies. And I loathe the antichrist entirely troll

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

The people saying that kind of shit are not "normies", they're terminally online chud weirdos. If you think the average person is going around whining about "pro-foreskin activists" you unironically need to touch grass

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not regretting deleting my Twitter 4 years ago lmao

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

What do you mean? That guy's post is peak content lmao

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You will have to take it from my cold dead cock.

[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Fast forward ten years to where uncut men are the fascist ideal of purity and our Antifa soldiers are out here performing posthumous circumcisions as psychological warfare.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Same idea, different head

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The virgin IDF postumous jerk off squad vs the chad antifa post-mortem circumcision unit.

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Wonder if this would be an IDF thing if Muslims didn’t circumcise.

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

uncut men are the fascist ideal of purity

this is what Varg Vikernes actually believes

[–] nightshade@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

What are the odds that this guy also thinks that trans people making the choice for themselves to get surgery is "mutilation"