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It's the dunk tank.

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didn't watch; was it at least funny? is it worth making a drinking game out of?

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like how everyone else has a normal photo, the Krassenstein Brother even dressed both its bodies the same, and Destiny looks like the mugshot in an episode of To Catch a Predator.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I just assume the Krassentein's have worn polo shirts everyday of their lives, their closets are filled with nothing but white polos and tan slacks, like cartoon characters.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's only one Krassenstein Brother. It just has two bodies. When one dies, it will remain like the Koch Brother. A perpetual Brother.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The remaining brother will consume the body of the fallen, whole like a snake to absorb his energy.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Behold the Infinity Brother