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[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 64 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I shouldn't eat ANY French fries for my health. Fortunately, my health isn't a consideration when I'm having fries. Sounds like they found a good way to use grant money for lunches, though!

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Ok, you've convinced me that I need a shitload of fries. Off to the airfryer I go!

[–] clb92@feddit.dk 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I read it as hairdryer at first

Ok, you’ve convinced me that I need a shitload of fries. Off to the hairdryer I go!

[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not the FASTEST way, but if you have a really powerful hairdryer I guess you might be able to reheat a few fries? 🤷😂

[–] Gunrigger@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

As long as you can do six.

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