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More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions (www.theonion.com)
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[–] seathru@lemm.ee 75 points 2 years ago (16 children)

Works for hot peppers. The worse you treat them while growing; the hotter, angrier and tastier they get.

[–] Buck@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's how it worked for my kids, too.

[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

They're all such tormented, sexy artists at this point. Damn them.

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