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More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah the rhubarb that people grow in their own gardens without a rhubarb torture cellar is way more sour than store-bought, in my experience.

[โ€“] butterflyattack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

When we were kids we used to dip the stalks in sugar, tasted great.