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Imagine getting a toilet to piss on your arsehole and feeling smug about it.
^ this guy walks around with shit on his ass.
Imagine cramming shit up your asshole then smearing the rest around your bunghole and then being mad that others don't
I’ll have you know some people pay good money for that.
Just don't wipe your ass like a 4 year old
You sound like a Redditor. No one else would have the dipshittery to tell another human they wipe wrong
The way you described is the wrong way, I hope you understand that.
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Imagine smearing shit all over your ass and feeling clean. If human shit fell on your floor, would you wipe it a few times with dry paper and say "good enough" or bring out a disinfectant spray?
Neither dry paper nor a stream of warm water is going to clean human shit off. If you aren't using soap and some sort of scrubbing action, it still smells like shit.
Pre-shower poopers unite!
So either you scrub your asshole with bleach, always have a shower available, or smear with paper... yeah that's the choice
Wet wipes, one of those foam wheel cleaners that goes on a drill, the neighbors dog. Your imagination is the limit.
There are dozens of us! 😂
Bidet + shower with soap after. Anything else is not enough
Found the guy who’s never used a bidet.