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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Someone is posting gore pictures in that thread, proceed with extreme caution. Like reall bad shit. I'll tell yo the context here so you don't have to go to the thread

Some Fash is alleging the flag picture was cropped and darkened bc one oft the Soviet soldiers had a "watch" on each wrist, proving that they were the badguys because they must have stolen the watch from a Nazi, which would be bad. This proves that communism doesn't work and the poor oppressed Germans were something something something fash noises.

The reply point out how fucking stupid that is.

[–] ItsPequod@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Famously, soldiers have no use for time pieces, and keeping accurate time for strategies or anything especially back then in the analogue age.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Word. Afaik having an accurate time piece, at least for NCOs and officers, was literally life or death since they needed them to do any kind of coordination at a time when radios sucked or were rare and precious, or just couldn't keep up with an advance.

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

It wasn't until the post-911 Iraq-involved-war that generals stopped waiting for the enemy's army to show to shake hands and lay out the ground rules.

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Americans literary sent back entire machine guns back home as trophy’s. Taking a watch is basically nothing.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Afaik, in "Looting is against the laws of war" terms, stealing weapons and war materiel probably isn't the same thing as taking personal effects from corpses, or durable goods from homes.

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’ll be honest and say I don’t really know what the laws were back then. I know it’s pretty illegal now, but there are forms and stuff you can fill out now to take certain stuff back home, but if it’s anything cool you can pretty much guarantee it’ll be denied or higher up will take it for themselves.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah, idk either. I think the Soviets were actually signed on to more treaties than some of the Western nations, but I'm not 100% on that. AFAIK looting has been frowned upon/a hanging offense since maybe WWI? But Idk.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

isn't the same thing as taking personal effects from corpses

Talking WW2 I'd argue a watch is a personal effect on an ally and an emergency compass on a nazi

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah, take whatever you want from Nazis, idc. I think there's something to be said for returning personal effects like ID documents and lockets and whatever to the families where possible, just like as a closure thing, but if you need a watch or a pocket knife or whatever go ham. They're Nazis. they should have stayed home.

I suspect most militaries take a hard line on looting bc a little bit of looting could escalate to a lot of looting, so they just flat out say no.

CW: Gruesome pacific front shit, racism, dehumanization

spoilerI've read once or twice that there was a trend of US soldiers in the Pacific decapitating Japanses soldiers (mostly), cleaning the skulls, and mailing them back to their families as gruesome trophies. It really speaks to how absolute the dehumanization of Japanese during the war was. I'm not 100% it's true, though, as I've only seen it a couple of times and haven't dug in to it too much. I can totally see why that wouldn't be something the US put front and center though.

[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This proves that communism doesn't work

Most claims preceding this one are logically indistinguishable from the non-sequitor "In the USSR, two men got into a bar fight, therefor proving that communism doesn't work." but always presented as self-evident pristine white glove logic.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

My absolute favorite version of this is Enemy at the Gates; Two dudes are both super bonk for Rachel Weisz (in fairness who isn't?) therefor Communism cannot work.

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

found this from @FuknSlammer's "Tweets & Replies" page so I had no idea about this. thank you for warning everyone.