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Perfect 4.0 Student Rejected From University Just For Being White Rapist (www.theonion.com)
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[–] withnail 121 points 2 years ago (2 children)

At press time, Wheeler announced he would instead be attending PragerU.

That last line brought the whole thing together.

[–] Vash63@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Agreed, was meh until then but the punchline was worth it.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

idk, "even though my father raped someone at the same college" definitely made contact

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hey that's the best university. People learn all their twisted perspectives there.