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Like Brock Turner, convicted rapist?
Exactly like Brock Turner, rapist who got convicted to 3 months of wrist slapping.
Rapist Allen Turner, aka rapist Brock Turner, who got a 6-month slap-on-the-wrist sentence for what his father called (and I quote) "twenty minutes of action"? That rapist Allen Turner (aka rapist Brock Turner)? The one who only served 3 months?!
Are we talking about convicted rapist Brock “Allen” Turner? The guy who was convicted for raping somebody and only got a 3 month sentence? That Brock “Allen” Turner?
Seriously, I love how the mainstream media tried to have him remembered as a "Swimmer" and even posted his times, really paints a fucking picture next to all the dead black people who were "No Angels", because of that one time they smoked a cigarette.
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The one who lives in Dayton Ohio and goes by Allen these days?
To be fair, that's 3 whole months of punishment for "just a few minutes of action"
THAT IS ACTUALLY WHAT HIS FATHER SAID TO ATTEMPT TO APPEAL THE DECISION, I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING!
Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist who is now going by Allan Turner to hide the fact that he's a convicted rapist.