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[โ€“] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Cut to: Operating Room

Anesthesiologist: "The patient is under. You can begin."
Surgeon: "Good. Remind me, about how long until it wears off? If we hit a snag, I want to know whether I have time to keep going or if we need to sew them up and try again later."
Anesthesiologist: "Time is a bourgeois construct, you fucking reactionary."

[โ€“] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

The virgin time slave vs the Chad hourglass user