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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

With a sharp knife and proper technique you can avoid the tears.

Plus you don't have to wear gloves like when you're slicing chilis.

[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The only reason I slice chilis is because I crave the pain when I rub my eyes.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Try rubbing your genitals next time. That's super fun.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I was in a jazz fusion band called Habanero Face Mask. We were awful.

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I wear gloves when slicing chillies for aesthetic reasons only

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yup. Just cut the root off before you start slicing the onion and there's no tears.