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[โ€“] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If what I know about disasters is correct, your chance of survival increases in relation to your drunkenness.

I was also taught this unfortunate truth. Allegedly it's because drunk people are so unaware they don't tense up during the crash and are essentially ragdolls. Apparently people tensing up in anticipation of the collision (normal reaction when sober) is how many people injure themselves.