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If you go partying tonight, keep an eye out for total Chinese invasion (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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This is the exact time I would invade. Whatever country you're in, expect it to happen at midnight when everyone is kissing each other. Expect overwhelming force from land/sea/air.

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But if they do it right at midnight the chinese soldiers will be kissing each other as they parachute in 😳

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

That's why I know it's going to happen. Chinese New Year is on 10 February. They have no reason to kiss each other tonight.