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[โ€“] Cummunism@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

President Xi, please send 99 more luftballoons.

I don't know what I find funnier,

The thought of a Red Dawn scene of weather balloons approaching over the horizon for real.

or

Every lib forevermore reacting to childrens birthday parties like they saw Hamas's makeshift paragliders descending upon them afterwards.

the-boys-are-back-in-town

If I were Xi, I'd be sending over 10-12 low-flying weather balloons every week with nothing on them except a decal of China's cute lil hammer & sickle. Whenever I'm asked to respond, just hit a different Fortnite dance on em until Americans accept their total humiliation.