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if you don't believe that adding more structure to the absolute maniacal catastrophe that is sql is a good thing then i'm going to start to have doubts about your authenticity as a human being
Me trying to remember on whose output data
having
,count
,sum
, etc. workOnce you know functions you would have no reason to go back.
I propose we make SQL into this:
(Sorry for any glaring mistakes, I'm too lazy right now to know what I'm doing)
..and I bet I just reinvented the wheel, maybe some JavaScript ORM?
Because you never learned SQL properly, from the sound of it.
Also, ORMs produce trash queries and are never expressive enough.
ORMs produce good queries if you know what you do. Which requires proper knowledge of SQL, unfortunately.