this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2023
177 points (97.8% liked)

The Onion

6638 readers
1162 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
seahorse@midwest.social
pbrisgreat@midwest.social
177
Late-Rising Hotel Guest Comes To Terms With Remnants Of Free Breakfast (www.theonion.com)
submitted 2 years ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
11 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Zorque@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

Because they want you out of the hotel so they can clean the rooms and get another guest in. If you're there later for breakfast you're probably staying in the room later.