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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If your invasion becomes so comfortable that you have a Burger King on base, you have no reason to die. That is purely 100% a skill issue. I personally would NOT have died and WOULD have fought my way out of that situation by killing everyone with karate chops.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, but what if they had Iraqi Oddjob running around karate chopping everyone's shins?

You ever think of that?

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Do you not think I have extensively prepared for that exact scenario? I've watched Kill Bill so many times. I know how to have a dramatic fight with a karate master. I would use the secret move against him.