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[–] Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (11 children)

I was 14 and the first time I talked with my uncle was him berating me over playing video games. That was also the last time I spoke to that fucker.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Yeah it’s also a way to filter all assholes out of your life when they hate on video games. The inability of ‘being able to play’ to just find joy in life is usually a red flag of a raging type A. Like every moment of your life isn’t just for production. We’re not bees.

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