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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 93 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Not just any swimming, but some amateur or extracurricular school event!

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 2 years ago (2 children)

TERFs when I win a game of Battleship:

[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago

Everyone knows transitioning makes you clairvoyant, you damn cheat!

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