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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Let's recap why Satan was a prick:

  • He encouraged Eve to defy the ultimate tyrant.
  • His actions were the impetus for the expression of free-will.
  • He educated Adam and Eve and encouraged them to learn the truth of the world.
  • He got them booted out of ~~paradise~~ prison.

God wanted obedient naked people, and when Adam and Eve decided to cover up, God got upset and kicked them out. This God guy sounds like a fucking pervert.

Thanks Satan!