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Daily Random Thread: Monday 3rd July 2023 Waiting for Botot edition (aussie.zone)

submitted 2 years ago by Thornburywitch@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone

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A thread to get us through until the Bot army strikes.

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[–] Electronic_Owl@aussie.zone 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It takes a snail 35 hours to travel about 700 metres, I reckon I could out-run that slimy psycho and claim the cash. They only live for a few years, so I'll hang out on my own million dollar island* until it all blows over, then I'll return to normal society.

(assuming I get the 10mil upfront?)

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Depends on the snail heh..

Reminds me of this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liIlW-ovx0Y