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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Google for a poem called "The Chaos". It starts with "Dearest creature in creation". Read it out loud without errors.

[–] deus@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Here it is. I was going to paste the whole text in here until I realized what a monster of a poem it is.

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a native speaker, dang, that's not easy!

A few words I'm not sure on.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

As a non-native speaker, it took me a quite few trials to get things right. And it contained a shitload of surprizes.

There is a reason this poem is called "The Chaos".

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And, have you read it aloud? ;-)

But it is good that you provided the link instead of the text, as the link contains a load of additional information about the poem and its author.

[–] BurnedDonutHole@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

This poem could be the final test of an English course.

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's not easy, Mr. Fox, sir

[–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

When tweetle beetles fight, it’s called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle, it’s a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

AND, when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

AND, when beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle they call it a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I can't read easy English out loud correctly.