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[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 107 points 2 years ago (2 children)

every time I think I've found the perfect woman it's just 3 raccoons in a trench coat that rob me again

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If they're only taking your trash, they are respectable service workers. You should propose.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Hi, where do I apply for the Racoon Husband program?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Run with them. They've got everything you need. Run with them. They are free.

[–] soycapitan451@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The theme song to The Raccoons really is an 80s banger.