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Woman Relieved To Hear Husband In Bed With Nude Stranger Can Explain Everything (www.theonion.com)
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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

How do I get a nude stranger into my bed?

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Depends how strange you want your stranger to be.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

As long as they're nude, that's really the main thing.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not a stranger to the man, only to his wife...

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Never know these days.