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Idiotic spammers trying to extort me, claiming they hacked my webcam and got video of me jerking off, so I have to pay them on bitcoin. (lemmy.ml)
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Plot twitst: I dont have any webcams. Lol.

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[–] pacoboyd@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can appreciate that the plot twist wasn't: "I don't jerk off"

[–] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man asexuals will blow your mind

[–] pacoboyd@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah, just meant my man definitely own up to jerking it, just not around webcams.