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Candidates Spend GOP Debate Trying To Hog-Tie Greased-Up Nude Man Representing Woke Mind Virus (www.theonion.com)

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[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We'll see if this is still satire by 2028. The GOP have proven there actually was a slippery slope there. They just mistook which direction down is and are going for a ride...

[–] Feirdro@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

They’re lubing the skids with a new non-caloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant my company has been working on. It creats a surface 500 times more slippery than any cooking oil. We're really going to fly down the hill with this stuff!

[–] SirStumps@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

We were pickin' stones on the hill the other deeeeeey...