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Woman who assaulted Chipotle worker sentenced to fast food job for two months (www.bbc.com)

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[–] SamsonSeinfelder@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Imagine assaulting a prostitute and get sentenced to two month being a prostitute. Imagine assaulting a police officer and getting sentenced to two month continue assaulting other (but now with a gun).

I would assault a CEO.