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Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.
Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.
Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.
Imagine you're chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it
I will not.
I imagined it for you. Your penis was delicious.
That's what your mom said to me last night
This dudes a mushroom
He does seem like quite a fungi, my bro
Lol
That was meeee!!! Best friends!
Mushrooms are kinky like that though. They enjoy it.
I can relate.
I mean uhhhh
Es ist MEIN TEIL
Always upvote Rammstein.
Delerious Mr T. flashbacks intensify
Eggs are technically chicken’s periods when you think about it.
Wait really? That's so interesting. So eggs you buy at the store aren't fertilized? (Not sure if that's the right word but ykwim)
Correct. You can get fertilized ones too. Look up balut. Or don't.
That don't is a weak recommendation to not look it up, depending on the person it can be terrible to look at
Typical mass market eggs are unfertilized, but eggs from smaller scale or hobby farms are usually fertilized. On a small scale, it's easier to keep the hens safe from wildlife with a rooster around, but on a large scale they're just a waste of feed. If you're curious, fertilized eggs have a tiny red dot in the egg white.
The hens are more relaxed with a rooster around, too, so they are good to have if you care about animal welfare. Just wish people stopped buying them in residential areas.
Some countries sell packs of chicken offal, and you can see what the eggs look like before they get far enough along in the bird to have a shell
Ass ✅
And standard cheese is just milk way way past its conservation date.
Bees store the nectar in a honey stomach, where no digestions happen at all. So it's not bug vomit.
“Vomit” doesn’t require digestion to be called vomit. If it was in a stomach and then came back out via a mouth, it’s vomit.
So you're calling a newborn baby vomit? (/s)
Though the baby's path has lips it's really not a mouth
They're clearly vaginal shit
Are bees a ruminant?
Montana has an event called the Testicle Festival, so they're not even trying to conceal the origins of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Yoghurt?
Least honey and mushrooms offer benefits. The hell does eating blue mold do.
When it comes down to it lots of people eat things just because they like them not because it's beneficial. Obviously that can lead to unhealthy eating but in moderation there's nothing wrong with it.
reads this while munching on ramen at work
Yup I like it. No it's not very healthy.
Um, you know where ramen grows, right?
They grow on Ramen Trees. It's an offshoot of Spaghetti Trees
The ramen Gods. This is the origin of the phrase "Ramen" after a prayer.
Yes but that ramen does not grow on their heads.
" Believed to have originated in a cave in Roquefort, France, blue cheese is available in a handful of varieties including gorgonzola, stilton, and cambozola. The blue veins characteristic of blue cheese develop from the bacteria Penicillium Roqueforti that grow within small punctures created on top of the cheese loaves at the beginning of the cheese ripening process.
Though blue cheese is typically high in sodium, it is rich in dairy protein, dietary fats, and essential vitamins and minerals including calcium, phosphorous, potassium, zinc, and vitamin A. What makes each variety different is the type of milk used, the length of ripening, and the result texture and flavor."
https://www.verywellfit.com/blue-cheese-nutrition-facts-and-health-benefits-5206366
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/blue-cheese-types-benefits-risks-and-more
Mmmm, cheese.
I don't think that article knows what a bacterium is. Penicillium is a fungus.
Bah! Missed that. Thanks for the catch! I was looking for nifty things blue cheeses did nutritionally. Mostly seems they are just cheese.
Penicillin
It's penicillin. Eating it not much but it does hold benefits aside from tasting good and calories