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What if you could drive a hallowed out cube of jello? (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by HexaSnoot@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

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One that's car-sized and super jiggly, but won't fall apart. You can go on any kind of adventure in it because you can't get hurt in it. I think it'd be really cute and trippy. Could be a 10/10 amusement park ride.

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[–] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

all my little nibbles of the car would eventually add up though

[–] HexaSnoot@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

It's meant to also be a snack while you're adventuring. There are jello car repair workers who can come to you and remold your car. You have to wait for it to set before driving again. Depending on how much you ate, it could take a bit.