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You guys ever pass a pre-employment drug screening with fake pee/quickfix? (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by eddyallenpwn@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
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A friend of mine had a few positions open up at his job last week. I used to work there as a contractor and they seem happy to get me back on. I interviewed yesterday and the boss said to keep an eye out for their HR to get the ball rolling. It's been a week since the last time I smoked weed, but I am a nightly user so shits still in my system. I'm expecting to hear back some time this week or next so I'm looking into fake piss. Looks like the test is a standard 5 panel but has MRO at the end (medical review officer) and that has me freaked out. Anyone pass one of these with quickfix? There was a few people who swore by it at my last job but that was a few years ago and idk if piss testing got better or not.

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[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

in my experience they don't really care that much. the only time someone would actually be peeking is like if you were pissing for a PO

[–] eddyallenpwn@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah it's not law/probation related so I think it should be ok. Seems like nitrate testing is what has been screwing people lately but this looks like it is just a pass/fail screening.

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You can also obtain another individuals' piss. I dehydrated a bunch of my partner's, from right after they got back from overseas where they weren't partaking in anything, and keep it in the freezer.

[–] eddyallenpwn@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This was my go to plan for a little bit before I had to test. But since they legalized it in my state all my clean friends are now smokers.

If I do detox myself though, how easy is it to dehydrate? Might be a worthy investment if it stays for awhile