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I can imagine a meeting happening very, very soon.
"Liz, how would you like to make a five million a year doing a show on MSNBC just once a week? All you have to do is not run."
"The American people want—"
"Okay, okay. Six million."
"But the American people—"
"Seven. I've been instructed not to go higher than that."
"What the American—"
"Please stop saying 'the American people'. It's just you and me here and you've used that phrase eight times already and this meeting has only lasted three minutes so far."
"My desire is to give the American—"
"No more, please. Ten. Ten million for a show you do once a week. Final offer."
"I'll consider it if I never have to go to a studio and I can stream from home for the American people."