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Also depressed 30-odd year olds who've been eating it for 20. Fucking. Years.
Im tired.
Get a better quality instant noodle from an Asian market. Put frozen dumplings and veggies in it while bringing to a boil. Crack an egg in there right after putting the noodles.
Through very little effort, you've leveled up your Ramen to close to restaurant quality bachelor food.
I'd like to introduce you to depressed people
Sleep for dinner sounds like a lot less effort
Honestly some days rhe thought of putting a kette on sounds too much. There's always bread.
Ya know, bread and noodles are basically the same thing anyway.
Butter that bread and fill it full of noodles? You got yourself a sandoodle.
Meal prep
Meal Prepping depends on having the willpower to not eat all the food for the week in one sitting, so... no.
I'd like to introduce you to depressed people
You doing okay bud?
He’s been malnourished for 20 years, does that sound okay to you?
Nope. But thanks <3
Add some frozen veggies, siracha, an egg and some rotisserie chicken. Super cheap still.
Dehydrated onion goes a long way too. Frozen dumplings too, if you can find them cheap.
You know what is even cheaper? Not adding all of that shit to it.
Know what's even cheaper? Simply not eating until you expire. Comment said get were tired of ramen. I suggested a cheap augment.
Damn, I knew I could cut expenses somewhere! Those finance articles were so right.
Congrats, now u can afford a house!
Wait, no...
Death is actually very expensive, it's just not the dead person that foots the bill.
Those asked to foot the bill can simply expire as well, to avoid the cost
You can also try some modifications from this culinary mastermind: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JsB57FtaxXQ