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This is like part of a bit someone would use to parody a serial killer
A: "Their dying wish was that I mince them up, dissolve them in a barrel of hydrofluoric acid, and then dump that acid into a canal"
B: "Why were they dying?"
A: "Oh, uhh, they stabbed themselves a bunch with this knife"
B: "Are those your initials engraved into the handle?"
A: "..."
B: "Why'd you just throw the knife into the canal?"
A: "To honor the dead"