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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why cut into pieces i wonder. you don't chop up body parts before burial do you? thonk

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You do when you're putting them in garbage bags weighed down with rocks and tossing them into the ocean in the dead of night

[–] envis10n@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

What do you mean Bay Harbor Islands nobody mentioned a spot several miles off the coast from Bay Harbor Islands

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You especially don't if you're following Jewish customs regarding dead bodies, specifically ones that consider any tampering with it to be defilement, to the point that under the strictest interpretation of Jewish law even autopsies are forbidden.

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This only really could be argued for cars that people died in, in such a manner that they cannot appreciably be separated from the vehicle. There's no halacha on the disposal of regular old destroyed cars which is the case for the overwhelming majority of these.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What I'm getting from this is that since Optimus Prime is Jewish, when he dies it's not cool to strip out the CD changer and sell it on eBay

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thirty minutes with an axe will save you a few hours with a shovel -- Miss Pauling, TF2

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If it's taking her 30 minutes she needs to step up her game, maybe invest in some saws and chisels

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Give me 30 minutes to make a shallower grave, and I'll spend 20 of them sharpening my axe.

[–] blight@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

not pictured: 5 hours with a mop