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[–] Feirdro@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I often wonder what my future Christian warlord will look like.

Bandanas, backwards baseball caps and pedophilia always feature heavily.

[–] TheCrispyDud@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

Probably a "Children Onboard" bumper/window sticker too but for all the wrong reasons.