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Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System (www.theonion.com)
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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Given that this is the same company that makes people pee in bottles and keeps them after hours without pay... yeah not big surprise.. actually it is a big surprise... given that this is just satire