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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As well as the near-hourly updates on scam calls, and the individual with clipboard that was suspiciously ringing the front door bell.

And "did anyone hear that gunshot?" on New Year's Eve.